Schrodinger’s Pussy

Erwin Schrodinger was the Nobel Prize-winning physicist you might remember from a Philosophy or Psychology lesson you’ve taken.

He’s famous for his thought experiment regarding a cat caught in a simultaneous state of existence and non-existence. So basically, he was king nerd of the early twentieth century.

Erwin Schrodinger on women: “Poor things, they have provided for my own life’s happiness and their own distress. Such is life.”

Not only was he a massive player but apparently he also gave zero fucks about it. Schrodinger was essentially theĀ Charlie Sheen of Quantum Physics.